You park like a cunt!

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Oh, i thought he must live in Ukraine
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Just abandoned it and walked off as I was turning the lorry
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That makes no sense at all unless he's Russian and there's a loud ticking sound coming from somewhere.
I suppose they could have just run out of fuel but I prefer the assassination theory.
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I don't understand why this happens.

There is LITERALLY THE WHOLE PARKING LOT TO PARK IN, ASSHOLE.
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I had somebody park in front of me today, in a one-way single lane service road. To let their shitehawks out the back of the car instead of bothering their arse to park properly somewhere. I was on my treader so odds on she never even saw me behind her - supposing of course she actually checked her mirrors instead of anchoring up suddenly......

She certainly didn't seem to appreciate being called a brainless fuckpig. And yes, I did wait until the children had gone......
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Parking like that white hyundai I tend to be a right cunt. Delivery drivers at macdonalds can't park for shit so I back car in with an inch gap if that. Their face is a picture when they come out carrying 5 bags of food. Can't say shit to me because officially I'm in my white line. Fuck em.
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They only had one job.
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paulplom wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 3:14 pm They only had one job.
Bit harsh that the L/R driver might of thought they were in a space as the markings are pretty shit.
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