Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

[Jerzy Woking]

Awwww! Look at the little lad sitting on the police bike!

He'll doubtless grow up to be one of those self-righteous blood bikers or at the very least buy a Honda Dullville and wear a POLITE tabard.

Nothing wrong with a Dullvile.

My mate is a Bloodbiker. He keeps asking why the group he is in keep buying bikes that are not suitable for the job they do, amd are so expensive to run. He maintains the reason is that some riders just like having the big bikes on their driveways. He does not make himself popular with this opinion.

300cc scooters will do the job perfectly, loads of storage, cheap to run and not expensive to buy.

But will make Bloodbiker riders penises shrink.

[Warren t claim]

#teaandbiscuits

[Warren t claim]

#carreleasedwithoutcharge

[Warren t claim]

#mongwatch

[Eddie Honda]

#teaandbiscuits

That's

#tacho
#gravitystraps

and perhaps

#companynameobfuscationaward
#johnnyforeigner

#teaandnobiscuits is reserved for UK licence holders (or UK shadow licence) if it merits an appearance in front of the local Traffic Commissioner. Former NW TC Beverley Bell had a reputation with drivers. TCs have no powers over Johnny foreigner.

[Eddie Honda]

ALL THE GEAR AND NO IDEA. (HAT-TIP FOR 160MPH...IN A 75)

#decamp
#aldi

[paulplom]

[paulplom]

40 seconds in you can see her going down like a sack of shit. Need volume
They were hiding down the back lane for over an hour till the police fucked off after having the car recovered.

[Warren t claim]

#snortysnorty

[Warren t claim]

Gypsies have camped out near here.

#pikeypatrol