Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

[DodgeRover]

Those Sur Ron things are good for about 70 aren't they?

[Jerzy Woking]

They can easily be tweaked to do 70mph, as most 14 year old owners of one will know. Faster than a lot of 125cc motorbikes, let alone 50cc mopeds.

Add to that most 14 year olds are risk averse, and think they are invincible. As I did at 14.

But any parent that splashes out £7k on one for their kid to ride on the road is culpable in any accident they may (or will) have)

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

A pity all three didn’t buy the farm. Scooter rats from the shithouse estate, plenty more where they came from.

[Hooli]

Stolen 'front loader' flipped with another

[Eddie Honda]

Those are the ones that keep 'falling over' aren't they?

Better than 'falling over'

#ulez

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https://archive.is/9aIsv Anti-Ulez campaigners hang bat boxes on cameras to stop them from being repaired in latest stunt against Sadiq Khan's scheme, Daily Mail, 25th March 2024

[Hooli]

That's ingenious! bloody good effort there chaps & chapettes.

[Eddie Honda]

That's ingenious!

It's simultaneously thinking both outside and inside of the box.

[Hooli]

That's ingenious!

It's simultaneously thinking both outside and inside of the box.

Must be driving Kunt Khan batty.

[Jerzy Woking]

I approve. Cutting the ulez cameras down just means Khan has to buy more. Wonder if he has shares in the manufacturing company?

Bat boxes are brilliant-puts the cameras out of commission, and no one will get done for criminal damage (other charges are probably available) to the cameras, and just totally fucks up Khan's mission to financially ruin drivers going through the shithole.

Hope that some some bats actually use the boxes.

[Eddie Honda]

INSERT TWO RONNIES GAG HERE

#lorriesontheirsides