How to win friends and influence people: 2005 (55) Audi A8 3.0 TDi

[Kiltox]

Are the washer tubes those VAG shit rock hard brittle black plastic ?

Probably, it’s all typical VAG bullshit.

[treehugger]

I will think of you next time one of the vile things tailgates me with it's lights on in Broad daylight.
Bloody awful things.

[Kiltox]

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I will think of you next time one of the vile things tailgates me with it's lights on in Broad daylight.
Bloody awful things.

Get out of the fucking way! I’ve got a car wash to run!

[DodgeRover]

The squirters will be a mesh filter.

Can you blow back the wrong way with an airline to clear it for a while without dismantling?

[SiC]

Disconnect the pump electrical connector when doing that. Not sure how fragile the electric on this but that would run a pump as a generator and force power back into the driver electronics.

[Kiltox]

Might as well do it properly - the pump connector is just as inaccessible as the rest!

[Eddie Honda]

4) Headlights are cloudy. Looks like someone tried sanding the NS one and gave up.

If you want them clear, but can't be arsed sanding them or they need the insides done as well as the outsides...

"audi a8 d3 lampshade" on AliExpress for lenses on their own. Great bunch of lads.

[christine]

Wipe it with kitchen roll and cellulose thinners... fast stroke and pause ..

[Kiltox]

Wipe it with kitchen roll and cellulose thinners... fast stroke and pause ..

I think Paul followed this advice and that’s what fucked it so much in the first place

[christine]

It has to be a fast wipe,melt the plastic and wait a few seconds for it to reharden , before repeating . The kitchen roll will be filthy and need turning anyway after one pass