The Dark Wob

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:32 pm**

I never do that outside the lentil cave, you know that John.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:06 pm**

Mother Nature only goes after wankers that wear piss-pots.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:10 pm**

A full face doesn't protect ya throat either you fuckwitted knobrocket.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:16 pm**

Never said it did you cockwash.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:24 pm**

Awey n boil ya heed

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:50 pm**

Don't be such a baggy pishflap.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:30 pm**

I have a confession to make.

In all my years on two wheels I've never ridden a British bike. Am I missing something?

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:55 am**

Yeah, oil leakage.

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:14 am**

Yeah, proper noises & the feeling of a bike that wants to save you not kill you when things start to go wrong.

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:36 am**

I went for a wonder t'other day. Not bad to say it's not been run up in nearly 2 month

Two wheels good.