Useless styling features

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AMCrebel wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:42 pm
Hooli wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:55 pm I seem to recall seeing the puddle lights display a similarly stupid pattern for a jerry build car.
Aren’t they made in Oxford or Swindon?
Both. Some parts made in Swindon (mostly body pressings iirc) and they get shipped off to Oxford Cowley.
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Maximum go-kart needs to also be that you have to start the car outside by pulling repeatedly on a string.
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Hooli wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:55 pm I seem to recall seeing the puddle lights display a similarly stupid pattern for a jerry build car.
Mine has a mini emblem that shines on floor from outside when car is unlocked. Full of gimmicks like in the front and rear foot Wells,door cards,door handles,roof lining and dashboard all has a mood lighting that can stribe and change colours. The light on dash can also mimic a rev counter
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bub2006 wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:14 pm
Hooli wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:55 pm I seem to recall seeing the puddle lights display a similarly stupid pattern for a jerry build car.
Mine has a mini emblem that shines on floor from outside when car is unlocked. Full of gimmicks like in the front and rear foot Wells,door cards,door handles,roof lining and dashboard all has a mood lighting that can stribe and change colours. The light on dash can also mimic a rev counter
Every single one of them is wank stupidity, a car doesn't need any of that to be a good car. They should stop letting six year olds design them.
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Hooli wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:35 pm
bub2006 wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:14 pm
Hooli wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:55 pm I seem to recall seeing the puddle lights display a similarly stupid pattern for a jerry build car.
Mine has a mini emblem that shines on floor from outside when car is unlocked. Full of gimmicks like in the front and rear foot Wells,door cards,door handles,roof lining and dashboard all has a mood lighting that can stribe and change colours. The light on dash can also mimic a rev counter
Every single one of them is wank stupidity, a car doesn't need any of that to be a good car. They should stop letting six year olds design them.
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I'm not a fan of the currently popular SUV style & don't even know (or care) what the difference is between that and a Crossover so to me this Mazda looks hideous, but some may like it. I also accept that it has been parked like a cunt (is that the expression I want? I think so) But the useless styling feature is that strange gap under the bonnet from the grille to the headlights. What is that all about?
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It was hard to find a picture on the internet which showed it, but I think this one does...
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M for Mouthbreather. It looks like one of those cats that can't close its jaw.
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4" raised strip in the centre of a Morris 1000 bonnet .... :lol:
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Now, that is a Useful styling feature. It means I can still get in the bloody thing when my wife's already in the passenger seat.
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Hooli wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:35 pm
bub2006 wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:14 pm
Hooli wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:55 pm I seem to recall seeing the puddle lights display a similarly stupid pattern for a jerry build car.
Mine has a mini emblem that shines on floor from outside when car is unlocked. Full of gimmicks like in the front and rear foot Wells,door cards,door handles,roof lining and dashboard all has a mood lighting that can stribe and change colours. The light on dash can also mimic a rev counter
Every single one of them is wank stupidity, a car doesn't need any of that to be a good car. They should stop letting six year olds design them.
The car itself though I can't fault. Had it 14 months and no problems. Can't say that about the soda octavia (parasitic battery drain) qashqai (ecu failure) and ioniq ( lost coolant at 11 days old.) Its a heavy hector though. Just over 1600kg.
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