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Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:40 am
by SubPar
Remember this?

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Well, in the 3 months since I sold it, the new owner has proved that they're a dribbling fucking retard. A complete donkey-felching windowlicker.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133888510410

It's had a 2.0 straight 6 shoved in it. It's a half-finished, half-witted, half-baked project with no MOT that doesn't run right, and they want £2,700 for it!
Seriously, is there some kind of zombification virus, which I'm immune to, that compels people to do that to E36s?

I know, I know. They paid for it, it's their car to do with as they please, but what an insulting fate. I'd rather it was scrapped.





In other news, I've now ordered a spare key for the 323i.
Which I will be keeping. Forever. The only way it's leaving my ownership is via a scrap yard. I'll also personally watch them cube it so it doesn't get turned into yet another fucking DrIfT cAR M9.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 4:11 pm
by The Reverend Bluejeans
They are still not expensive enough to put off the drift m8 idiots.

To go through the aggro of fitting a 6 cylinder and then choose the shittest one is an act of idiocy.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 4:58 pm
by Hooli
My first thought wtf? why not the largest engine if you're going to do that.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:25 pm
by DodgeRover
Why would you bother fitting a 2.0? Is it a drift thing?

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:40 pm
by Hooli
Only reason I can guess, & I'm sure RBJ would say if I'm correct, is you've then done the work for fitting the six & can drop the bigger one straight in once you can afford it?

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:31 pm
by captain_70s
Given the sort of people who tend to buy E36s in that neck of the woods they probably already had the drivetrain from a crashed/rotten car.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 2:07 pm
by SubPar
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Shiny new spare key. It works though, so that's all that matters.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 8:01 pm
by SubPar
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Genuine barn find m9.
Sacked off the M3 replica mirrors and put proper ones on.

Also did some Land Rover stuff:
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It drove out of the shed! Probably the first time it moved under its own power in roughly 30 years... Sounds sweet and starts very keenly.

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Bugger it, I'm on mobile. Somebody else can fix the YouTube link.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:23 pm
by Hooli
Linky fixed & LR looks good.

Re: Sub Par Cars - Axis of Idiocy.

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:15 am
by Guest
Love the driver's seat probably as comfortable as the proper one.