The Dark Wob

Sorry, bad autocorrect. Should have been Hooli is a leg end (or is that a foot?)

Another ASer, but now a different type of vegetable.

No frenchie cars here either, though a DS would pass muster... so would a 2CV, or a Renault anything, or one of many other French cars, except a Twingo... well maybe a mk1 with the seats that fold into a bed.

Welcome along chief, have opened the place up for you.

Hello Broc. It's lovely here, there's sometimes a whiff of the beige but it quickly gets a squirt of the house scent, 'Vile Hatred'.

Hooli is the figment of a deranged imagination...


Welcome Broccoli!

MLOR wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:12 am Hooli is the figment of a deranged imagination...


Welcome Broccoli!

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination. (Thanks Douglas, so long and thanks for all the fish)

Therefore Hooli reappears and disappears continuously in a puff of his own logic - which sounds about right.

Evening, you sounded a deranged fuckwit so you'll fit right in.

Thanks - nice place you have here.
I’m more Slowkyo Drift than Fast and Furious.
But irrespective of speed, whether it’s There’s usually poop involved.

Broccoli wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:18 pm

MLOR wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:12 am Hooli is the figment of a deranged imagination...


Welcome Broccoli!

.....Therefore Hooli reappears and disappears continuously in a puff of his own logic - which sounds about right.

That's all very plausible except he's not keen on puffs.

Nor am I. Damn stuff keeps coming out of my Lucas equipment and you never catch it all to get it back in and working again.

MLOR wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:12 am Hooli is the figment of a deranged imagination...


Welcome Broccoli!

Hooli isn't a real person, he's actually a modern art installation created to be controversial, thought provoking and a little bit shocking.