Chinese Quality Motors

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Chinese Quality Motors

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The Peoples Republic of Copying still continue to churn out look-a-likes for the less scrupulous motorist

How about a Warrior (Not a Hummer - see no Hummer badges
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Warrior is a long-running Dongfeng series of special military utility vehicles.
Last year, Dongfeng launched their civilian variant called Warrior (Mengshi) M50.
It is a petrol pickup truck with a 4-liter turbocharged diesel engine for 200 hp and 600 Nm.

We tell you HOW many times IS NOT HUMMER, why you no RISTEN!
Information page is https://carnewschina.com/tag/dongfeng-hummer/


In the forward looking time with an eye on pollution issues we present this small car to seat three people with hard working engine.
Dong Feng M20 SUV, Not Sports - Customers say this means Serious Unstable Vehicle
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The M20 is powered by the 6.7-liter D6.7NS6B320 diesel engine with a power output of 231 kW (314 hp).
This ICE also powers Dongfeng dumpers, full size trucks, etc.

Another Small car the "Electric UP"
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The Weikerui V7 is made by a company called Dezhou Weikerui Electric Vehicle Industries (web), based in the great city of Dezhou in Shandong Province. The business was founded in 2011 and the factory has an annual capacity of 60.000 cars. They make five kinds of LSEV including the V7.

The logo is based on common branding trends.
This one is distinct from all make by its focal point of a Winged Flying Spikey Penis to avoid brand confusions.
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The Weikerui website appears to be broken so the corporation may have switched producing garden machinery and dangerous throwable toys



To be totally unique, how about an Aston-Martin styled, Japanese inspired, Fake Ford badged, premium shopping transport device ?
The Cygnet was obvious over engineered and over priced to solve these issues I present the DoJo PIONEER!
Breaking new ground literally nowhere I can see apart from swapping out that pesky wood for shiny plastics and flimsy bodywork.

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Also available in gold with a Blue Oval
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I think the French like it, probably would prefer it to have a better ash-tray or something like that :

Review https://luxurycarmagazine.com/au-tour-d ... s-chinois/
Les Chinois montent encore une fois le peu de scrupule de leur nation envers les droits de propriétés intellectuelles avec une autre pâle copie.
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I'd happily drive that Up! copy,* can't afford an E Up!

*around town
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Les Chinois montent encore une fois le peu de scrupule de leur nation envers les droits de propriétés intellectuelles avec une autre pâle copie.

"The Chinese are an unscrupulous lairy lot who put two fingers up to intellectual property but have fuckable fair women"
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Russia buys a lot of Chinese knock off cars.
Now I can see why so many of the dashcam videos show massive damage, many of these shiny things are Two Star Ncap.
They seem to have copied the crumple structure from an Austin Metro

https://www.chinamobil.ru/eng/allpress.php
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What the fuck is a Borgward BX5 all about...?

I can see the Russians struggling to pronounce that never mind the bloody Chinese...
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They need the LANDWIND CV 9 - Offset crash bends the car like a banana and the B-Pillar caves in the back of your head on the bounce!

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Like it or not, the communists won. In 10 years time, we'll all be buying (well, those that buy new cars) Chinese built cars.
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Cars won't be allowed.
As I suspected I was right about everything.
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Indeed, they are trying to outlaw personal travel.
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You live in a house, you have lived there 25 years and owned a car to get about in.

Your street is now in a "zone", the city has six zones.
To enter a zone, you need a permit.

If you enter a zone where you do not have a permit, £65 per offence
If you use up your permits for the year, currently 200, £65 per offence

A circuit of the city in one day would cost you £390, fines double if not paid

Fine amount is subject to review.

https://news.oxfordshire.gov.uk/proposa ... announced/

I guess they got the idea from visiting one of the twin cities.... Well city is a misnomer they have twinned with the entire Cuntry
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The main proposer for lives in Witney and drives to work every day.
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