Car Accessories That Scream BELLEND To You

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I am beginning to think a major scoring indicator for being a Bellendius Maximus is an active Youtube channel.

The very latest Hummer is electric, much faster the the old one, This one went from Zero to Fully FuckedUP in just nine miles* in the hands of its new owner.



The sound of the rear axle chewing itself to death as he drove it back to the yard was quite special.
The rear seat passengers probably contributed to it bottoming out at speed though.



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What a complete cock, I assume he was delivering it to a customer...
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Hopefully.
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DodgeRover wrote: Mon Nov 07, 2022 5:43 pm What a complete cock, I assume he was delivering it to a customer...
Yes, No.65 Factory Glorious Revolution Razor Blade plant in Shanghai.
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Stick on plastic chrome letters
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Looks at letters.... Idea forms

I like the idea of moving those around, it needs to be badged as a "TT Turbo KKK"
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Looking at the same pic - lexarse lights.
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And roof spoiler mounts....
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mercrocker wrote: Thu Nov 10, 2022 10:47 am And roof spoiler mounts....
I think those are 'defusers' as fitted in the factory on chav things like Mitsu Evos.
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I thought they must have had a name and function besides being cunt indicators.
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