The Astraslag TDW Slut Car Thread

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Liked for not posting a Beautiful South song.

Paul Bastard Heaton's voice makes my teeth itch.

See also: Chris Cunting Martin.

[Warren t claim]

It turns out, I couldn't order a new front flexi on its own so I've had to order a new pipe, cat and flexi. I was expecting a proper Purple Aki style arse raping but the unit only costs £74. Don't get me wrong, I'd have preferred to pay £20 for just the flexi but I can't grumble too much about the whole cost. After looking at it on the ramp everything seems suspiciously easily accessible so I should be able to do the swap in 30 minutes. Compared to other exhaust swaps I've done I could write poetry on how much room I've got to spin the spanners.

Fingers crossed that the part arrives tomorrow.

PS. The £74 is based on me returning my existing cat back to the supplier.

[Eddie Honda]

It turns out, I couldn't order a new front flexi on its own

I'd have preferred to pay £20 for just the flexi

Oh reeeeally? FLASH CUNT SPENDING THE FORUM FUNDS.

45mm x 300mm



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131373116479

£13.50 inc.

[SubPar]

Universal flexis, from my experience, are universally complete shit, though.

For the extra cost I'd rather bolt in a proper section of exhaust instead of fannying about with paste and clamps etc.

[Hooli]

Universal car parts are like one size fits no-one clothes.

[SubPar]

You also have to remember that of all the jobs on a car, exhausts are always a bastard. Even with proper parts.

[Eddie Honda]

You also have to remember that of all the jobs on a car, exhausts are always a bastard. Even with proper parts.

That's absolute bollocks.

I had no problem whatsoever fitting the two fucking expensive genuine Honda Yutaka exhaust sections to the Jizz. Perfect fit and done on the drive, not with a poncey lift.

[Eddie Honda]

Universal flexis, from my experience, are universally complete shit, though.

For the extra cost I'd rather bolt in a proper section of exhaust instead of fannying about with paste and clamps etc.

Aftermarket cats have homeopathic levels of precious metals in them, they are totally shite one-MOT wonders.

[Eddie Honda]

Universal flexis, from my experience, are universally complete shit, though.

Moot point when ALL VAUXHALLS ARE SHIT.

[SubPar]

Jesus wept. Calm down there, Eddie.