The Dark Wob

A year ago I was heading into Ruthin on the A494 belting along at about 85 in a 60 limit when I rounded a bend to see a NOrth Wales Scamera Van ahead of me. I slammed on which caused the take away curry I was keeping toasty warm on my heated passenger seat to go flying into the passenger footwell. I was totally convinced they'd caught me but fortunately, no nasty letter arrived in the post.

did you scoop the curry onto a plate or eat it from the floor mat?

richardthestag wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:34 am did you scoop the curry onto a plate or eat it from the floor mat?

Scooped it onto a plate. Still tasted great as well.

They caught me a good way back from where it was hidden; they must have new kit because I braked as soon as I saw it (and I wasn't distracted). I only needed to shift 8mph.

City of London Police catch up with a spliffer...IN A JIZZ



#hondajizzfail

I wouldn't say this was that RANDOM, a crapped-out HGV is always going to be worth a tug.

I don't think I posted this one last week, but they've caught up with this piss artist.

#pineappleprick (hat-tip for doing the OMG 'double!' though)

#carsandscenery #pissedup

Taxi for mister PH