The Dark Wob

#3wheeler

CRASH

The TC won't be happy that the load has shot out the side of the curtains.

#gravitystraps

RETWEETS from the DRY SHITES - It seems the slightest glimps of half-decent weather and all the fucktards are up early doors and making a nuisance of themselves already. I expect other beauty spots around the UK will be deluged already.

BIG WAGGY FINGER.

RECOVERED it? SHOULD'VE RUN OVER IT before handing it back.

Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:49 am RETWEETS from the DRY SHITES - It seems the slightest glimps of half-decent weather and all the fucktards are up early doors and making a nuisance of themselves already. I expect other beauty spots around the UK will be deluged already.

Cunts started down here yesterday afternoon.....Took me nearly an hour to do the 7 miles to the next town for a haircut. Another 15 mile tailback this morning but I'm staying in the garden so fuck'em.

Must have been a nice posh family in a shiny XC90, their scrap floating round the carriageway isn’t as dangerous as a builders ladders or pikey’s unsecured load, both of whom would have got at least 3 points and a roadsideMOT.
I shouldn’t complain , I suppose, as a white, middle aged bloke driving shiny middle class cars. They tend to leave me alone too. #entitledcunt.

If you are on a tacho break aren't you locked out once you shut it down

DodgeRover wrote: ↑Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:10 pm If you are on a tacho break aren't you locked out once you shut it down

Nope, just do a printout and get the official to sign the back of it (or chart) with a note he made you do it.

BEWARE THE UNMARKED R1250RS.




(The BIG CHEESE of Northants likes his bikes too)

I normally don't see anything interesting from Police Scotland, but this is A BELTER.