Crash! Bang! Wallop!

[Hooli]

DIDN'T WORK WITH OUR JACKETS

#bettyswollocks

I just undo my cuffs & put my gloves inside them, lovely breeze up almost to my armpits.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

What about a sudden loss of control caused by a tyre dropping off the rim/ brake or suspension failure and the vehicle swerving into passing traffic doing 70mph? I doubt most people would slow to a few mph as that would seem to be just as dangerous as being stationary - the vintage car fatality on the London to Brighton for example and they were probably doing 20mph or better.

In an ideal world they should make the people who thought smart motorways were a good idea experience this.

70? Who said 70?? If I have a flat on a smart motorway then I'm driving at low speed til it's safe to change it, wether I fuck the tyre or not, can't see how thats unreasonable. If a truck hits me while I'm doing 20 then it's better than if it were to hit me while I'm stationary surely

Is doing 5mph in the "live" lane any safer than being stationary?

Ben

It’ a fuck sight safer than crawling around on your hands and knees trying to find a jacking point.

[Eddie Honda]

*APPEAL*

SCUMBAGS MOW DOWN PEDESTRIAN (AND DOG) AND FUCK OFF.

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[Hooli]

I'd like to see how that started, looks like it was out of control before it came into frame. Utter scummers running off though.

[LynehamHerc]

To answer Ben,

Yes, the relative speed is a fraction lower so that there's less energy to be dissipated and the handbrake will be off so it's more likely to be shunted forward a bit.

[Eddie Honda]

Does drug driving carry a disqualification like drink driving does?

Broadly speaking it does, but enough mitigating circumstances could probably dodge a ban. This explains a bit

https://www.askthe.police.uk/content/Q885.htm

Remember the level for alcohol is set at amount at which it considers impairment. The levels set for drugs is basically zero except for a tiny margin to allow for accidental contact.

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/r ... ug-driving

[Eddie Honda]

#lanehogger THAT FAILS TO PAY FOR FUEL

[Eddie Honda]

DIDN'T NOTICE THE FOX!

[Eddie Honda]

#hoolihumour

[Eddie Honda]

CLEAVAGE MIRROR PULLED OFF