Crash! Bang! Wallop!

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HANDMADE NUMBER PLATES

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CRASH!

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*COURT REPORT*

MONOBROW MOTORCYCLE MORON MANGLES NOGGIN

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Noshad Khan, aged 30, who was riding the bike without a helmet and with defective brakes, collided with a Ford Galaxy at the junction of Wake Green Road and Yardley Wood Road on 5 September last year.

Khan was treated in hospital for serious head injuries, while a passenger in the Galaxy suffered minor injuries.

The driver of the Galaxy remained at the scene and assisted with our enquiries during which a number of witnesses told us how they saw Khan go through the red light at the junction.

Officers also retrieved dashcam footage which showed Khan had earlier been weaving in and out of traffic.

Khan, of Solihull Lane, Hall Green, admitted dangerous driving, driving whilst disqualified and without insurance at Birmingham Magistrates Court on 24 May.

He was today (Tuesday 6 July) sentenced to 12 weeks in prison, suspended for 18 months. Khan was also banned from driving for three years and must then complete an extended test before taking to the road again.

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*COURT REPORT*

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