Crash! Bang! Wallop!

[Warren t claim]

[url<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This vehicle was sighted at junction 5 to 6 on M62 and was escorted to weigh bridge. Driver reported for being 1 tonne overweight and insecure load. <br>Vehicle issued 2 prohibition notices 1 for the overweight and 1 maintenance issues.# MC21 <a href="https://twitter.com/MerPolTraffic?ref_s ... Traffic</a> <a href="https://t.co/DYwEXnJNNl">pic.twitter.co ... NNl</a></p>— North West Motorway Police (@NWmwaypolice) <a href=" 27, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>][/url]

[Warren t claim]

Well I fucked that up!

[Eddie Honda]

Not the first time either!

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[Warren t claim]

Sadly my mobile phone gave me limited options.

[Eddie Honda]

What do you have? A fucking bean tin with string? Any mobile will do it.

It'll look like either of these two:

[Warren t claim]

One of those rabbit phones from 1996.

[Eddie Honda]

Posh cunt, I had to make do with a 2110 on Vodafone

[Eddie Honda]

105MPH

#baldybaldy
#disastra

[Eddie Honda]

5510kg

#lardylardy

[Eddie Honda]

NEVER MIND 'FACEBOOK' INSURANCE, IT'S NOW 'SNAPCHAT'

#dubberdick