Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

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Post by Kiltox » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:17 pm

For those of you that don't frequent that other forum any more - I'm doing a YouTube thing

For those that do - yes my self promotion knows no bounds!

I've decided to launch an automotive YouTube channel looking at shit old and new cars and to give myself a framework for actually bothering to produce content, I've set myself a challenge to buy/fix/run a different car every month for 2020.

January's car was a £174 2007 Ford Focus with a PAS fault. Terribly modern but properly worthless - it was a roffle reject and I bought it for scrap money when I didn't win it!



I diagnosed the steering fault fairly successfully



... but I think the fix was a little wide of the mark - it seemed to fix the issue but that was very short lived!



Sold it off cheap because the warning light returned - everything was definitely fine in the steering department though!



February was upon us and i took pity on a one owner from new, quarter million mile Rover 75. Bombproof BMW enjan innit



Aside from the galloping rot, the SRS light was definitely going to be a MOT issue



We got the issues ironed out but fuck me, HOW MUCH was spent keeping this thing on the road??



A fine thing, the Rover 75, but fuck me it's slow..... let's sort that



Fuck me, that was almost something people cared about - lets buy something infinitely worse



.... and let's polish that steaming turd



Yeah I know, it's a fat useless cunt talking pish about a bunch of rolling scrap he's been stupid enough to buy, but we all know there's not enough moderation on this forum to do anything about the blatant advertising ;-)
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Post by CLINT » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:23 pm

Got any stickers? *big Kiltox fan*
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Post by Kiltox » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:33 pm

CLINT wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:23 pm
Got any stickers? *big Kiltox fan*
:lol: - anyone who actually wants stickers, email me your postal address modernheroescars at gmail dot com and I'll send you one

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Post by Hooli » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:49 pm

Looks the sort of man stupid enough to buy a baby shit green laguna.
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Post by Kiltox » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:58 pm

Hooli wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:49 pm
Looks the sort of man stupid enough to buy a baby shit green laguna.
I'd buy it again too
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Post by Smokyjoe » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 am

Hubnut wannabe :D
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Post by Kiltox » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:05 am

Smokyjoe wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 am
Hubnut wannabe :D
An even lower budget version I’m sure 😂
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Post by Kiltox » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:09 am

The ropey Golf is looking a lot better. Contrary to popular belief, it seems you can polish a turd :D

Not a restoration project by any means, it’s just going to be a cheap banger for someone but it’ll be a bit more welcome in the work’s car park when it’s finished!
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Post by bub2006 » Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:23 pm

Great,I absolutely love these sort of vids. Well done sir.
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Post by Kiltox » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:12 pm

That's better - can't stand scruffy number plates
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