The Dark Wob

Scruffy Bodger wrote: ↑Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:07 pm

Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Jul 19, 2022 3:18 pm That's parked? it's in the middle of the bloody road!

Even more ironic is those things came with self parking years before that one was made. I've been in one when they used it, Spooky Mulder... How many are equipped with it and it's never used I wonder, or only used a handful of times to show off the people they know?

Maybe it only works on straightish kerbs where you should park?

The demo I had was on a grass field when parking for the woodpecker rally, it coped with that. Therefore I can only come to the conclusion that that article just parks like a cunt.

Fair enough, they do appear to be a complete cunt.

The transhit was fully loaded. I only used about half the gadgets and just used the other half to show off to new passengers. Like voice activation. Most pointless ever. By the time you press the button and listened to it's speil every single fucking time, you could have changed the radio station yourself.
The relay doesn't have much. I do miss climate, cruise and heated seats though. The radio has a far better sound though and at least has dab. It won't play music from your phone but will do hands free. What the fuck is that about?

Just recalled that on Sunday I went to the local toyfair to buy more models that I don't need but I do. Come the end and I wander out to my Focus to put some of my stuff in the boot, nothing parked near it and a big empty space on the passenger side. When I come out with the rest of my stuff some twunt has parked one of those awful modern-ish Peugeot convertibles about two feet or less from my car with at least twenty feet to its right. It had come in at angle and just been dumper rather than parked. Had I had a passenger they wouldn't have been able to get in. Mind you you've got to be a wanker if you want to own one of those Peugeots.

Fuck the Pugrot twat - show us the models!

There was a knob in tescos the other day . It's a tight car park ..one way system ,and it enters by the shop entance ,and because no-one can walk 20 yards , the nearest spaces are used most and people stop...waiting for an exiting car ..holding up a queue behind them .. Knob in Jag 4x4 is waiting in front of us ...slowwwwly an old couple are loading their car ,and he wants the space ,so he's waiting ...and waiting .. they eventually go , the jag reverses in ..goes back and forth back and forth..slowly WTF ? And the bloke" driving" , making sure everyone can see he's NOT driving ..is pretending to be reading TheTimes ..wide open blocking the windscreen and side glass

Outstanding by NTC.

You can't park there!