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Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 4:14 pm
by paulplom
The main drag outside is yellow lined down one side. When they park on the double yellows they half block the path in a vain attempt to be out of the way. They still block the main road down to one lane so why not just park fully on the road? Wankers either way.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 4:15 pm
by mercrocker
Maybe they think they will only get half the fine.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 4:28 pm
by Hooli
Maybe if they could think they wouldn't be such cunts?

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:01 pm
by 59Impala
mercrocker wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 3:54 pm .....there's cunts in our street who park half on to an already narrow pavement. I have no problem with whacking their mirrors accidentally* as I struggle to walk past. The road is wide enough and has no restrictions.
Same here, the footpath in the village is pretty narrow, indeed it's quite difficult for two adults to walk next to each other. But quite often some lazy twunt will park half across it thus mere leg users have to squeeze past. I'll happily admit that I give the mirror a good whack as I go by, no fucks given. I have been known to walk over a car that completely blocks the path but that's because I can be quite stroppy.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:14 pm
by SiC
PhilA wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:15 pm Yeah, I don't get that. It's not just a societal thing because it happens here, too.

Park in the most remote space in the lot with no cars near y and you'll come back to several cars clustered around your car like it's got its own gravity.

Why?
Tbf I did that the other day. Owner probably wondering why a dirty old worthless Porsche had to park next to them.
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I wagered they were less likely to dent my door than most other cars. It turned out that was because it was there for a few days. Probably some rich person doing a contract/working at the office in London or something I bet.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:17 pm
by paulplom
A few randoms of yplac group on face ache. Modern society really does not give a fuck.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:20 pm
by Hooli
Some of those appear more abandoned where it broke down than attempts at parking.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:45 pm
by paulplom
You would still push it out of the way though surely.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:46 pm
by Hooli
paulplom wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:45 pm You would still push it out of the way though surely.
There are days I miss owning a LR with winch bumpers etc, it was ideal for pushing cunts out the way.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:47 pm
by mercrocker
It is amazing how few folk know they can usually crank a fucked car a few vital feet on the key.....