You park like a cunt!

[DodgeRover]

I saw some divers struggle to get past and heard the owner shout from the other side of the harbour 'the keys are in it, just shift it'.
Fucking ignorant cunt. Why park there in the first place? There was tons of parking.

I'd have shifted it alright. Down the nearest jetty.

Maybe it's a locals thing, the owner has a boat in the harbour and all the locals know they leave the keys in it to shift it if needs be?

[paulplom]

He had to drive past a pretty much empty carpark. He gotb out then proceded to walk around the other side of the harbour with his rottweiler running riot off the lead. It was all 'look at me'. The bloke was a cock.

[paulplom]

He drove past a space here and then walked back around past it fucking tosser.

[mercrocker]

Tiger seal round the turned-in mirror would teach him. Should set nice before he's back.....

[59Impala]

Alternatively as the keys are in it just drive off in it and leave it parked somewhere else with the engine running.

[Hooli]

Alternatively as the keys are in it just drive off in it and leave it parked somewhere else with the engine running.

I did that with a taxi once when they did the usual cunt thing of abandoning it blocking the road despite a queue of traffic behind them.

[PhilA]

Alternatively as the keys are in it just drive off in it and leave it parked somewhere else with the engine running.

I did that with a taxi once when they did the usual cunt thing of abandoning it blocking the road despite a queue of traffic behind them.

How much was the train home?

[Hooli]

Alternatively as the keys are in it just drive off in it and leave it parked somewhere else with the engine running.

I did that with a taxi once when they did the usual cunt thing of abandoning it blocking the road despite a queue of traffic behind them.

How much was the train home?

I left it just around the corner, about 400yrds away. The waddling fatso attempting to drive it for a living probably took an hour to reach it.

[Hooli]

Talking of parking like a cunt, I saw this standard Italian example between my hotel and a bar in the village centre

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[LynehamHerc]

Have you edited this to remove the torrential rain that you were saying about?