You park like a cunt!

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Street in Maidstone.
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Needs a Boudica spec pram rammed down that path.
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Needs more wheel mounted blades but yes.
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mercrocker wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:57 am You need to be a thick-skinned cunt to do it as well....I know what goes through my head (and sometimes out of my mouth) when I see Mr Asda or Mr Morrison thumping their van up a kerb opposite a side road and leaping out of the cab without looking. There is no way I could do it......

Mrs Rocker often moans that I won't just drop her randomly where it suits her and will sometimes drive around the corner or up to a convenient point to let her out. "Put your hazards on" doesn't fucking cut it with me unfortunately.
I try to not let it bother me but I've just had an old cunt at asda this afternoon. I parked in disabled bays as I need to open door wide. Folk see a sign written van and think I'm taking piss when they should see a van and think "there's someone who's trying to do something productive".
I walked back to van,climbed in and sat down. I didn't notice until I'd climbed in that a trolley/car park Hitler was practically standing on my bumper trying to spy my blue badge. I lifted it up to show him and off he stalked to the trolley bay next to me. Just about to pull out the bay and he walks right in front of the van with a few trolleys and walks down the centre of the lane. Cant get around him and he's walking slow enough that I need to slightly slip the clutch to keep momentum. He then starts walking slower and I'm getting annoyed. I actually looked around the van for something to throw at the sanctimonious old twat. Luckily for him I'd emptied the small bin I keep empty cans and wrappers in behind my seat earlier this afternoon.
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Aye, it doesn't compute with folk that a blue badge can be used by somebody willing and able to work for themselves. I'd be tempted to tell the cunt to use his mobility to better effect and good whilst he still has it.

My mate used to get exactly the same - he ran a secondhand vacuum cleaner shop despite motorcycle hip and leg injuries that severely limited his walking ability. Folk used to go by the shop and look at him funny whilst gawping at his blue badged Nissan Laurel.
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mercrocker wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:29 pm Aye, it doesn't compute with folk that a blue badge can be used by somebody willing and able to work for themselves. I'd be tempted to tell the cunt to use his mobility to better effect and good whilst he still has it.

My mate used to get exactly the same - he ran a secondhand vacuum cleaner shop despite motorcycle hip and leg injuries that severely limited his walking ability. Folk used to go by the shop and look at him funny whilst gawping at his blue badged Nissan Laurel.
It's laughable it really is. "All these on disability can surely find something to do"
"Omg look at him milking the system. How dare he have a blue badge for a disability and be working. "

Cant fucking win
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cros wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:59 am IMG_20241229_102125698_HDR.jpg

Street in Maidstone.
School nearby? Or just cunts?
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Some people think you have to have arms/legs/head missing in order to qualify
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bub2006 wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 4:22 pm
cros wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:59 am IMG_20241229_102125698_HDR.jpg

Street in Maidstone.
School nearby? Or just cunts?
No, saw it today, Sunday, in residential street people just don't seem to give much of a shit for wheelchair/pram users.
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