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You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:48 pm
by brandersnatch
I’m surprised that this hasn’t been done before. Maybe it has. I did a search but I’m not rainman so meh.
Anyway here’s one from today.
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Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:52 pm
by mercrocker
Probably not so much bad parking, they just gave up on life having to drive whatever that is and wandered off into oblivion.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:00 pm
by Scruffy Bodger
I may be able to add to this thread as I see some corkers. Sadly not as bad as it was as they moved the chemists. The only spot you had virtually no choice to parallel park in was the disabled spot that used to be directly outside, some of the consequences of that were fucking hilarious but you wouldn't want to park near it. Some of the local coffin dodgers must be going thru a clutch every 12 months?

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:59 pm
by Eddie Honda
brandersnatch wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:48 pm I’m surprised that this hasn’t been done before. Maybe it has. I did a search but I’m not rainman so meh.
Anyway here’s one from today. 0DDFC889-6D47-4663-9168-C0887DF88F8D.jpeg
Just a handful incorporated in the CBW thread.

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You've probably not see them with your baked-beans-tin-and-string-internet and Crapple device.

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:28 pm
by Broccoli
Eddie Honda wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:59 pm
brandersnatch wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:48 pm I’m surprised that this hasn’t been done before. Maybe it has. I did a search but I’m not rainman so meh.
Anyway here’s one from today. 0DDFC889-6D47-4663-9168-C0887DF88F8D.jpeg
Just a handful incorporated in the CBW thread.

search.php?keywords=Parkedlike*&terms=a ... mit=Search

You've probably not see them with your baked-beans-tin-and-string-internet and Crapple device.
Actually worked on the crApple for once! :P

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:34 pm
by brandersnatch
Eddie Honda wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:59 pm
brandersnatch wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:48 pm I’m surprised that this hasn’t been done before. Maybe it has. I did a search but I’m not rainman so meh.
Anyway here’s one from today. 0DDFC889-6D47-4663-9168-C0887DF88F8D.jpeg
Just a handful incorporated in the CBW thread.

search.php?keywords=Parkedlike*&terms=a ... mit=Search

You've probably not see them with your baked-beans-tin-and-string-internet and Crapple device.
I was looking for a ‘proper’ thread, not posts scattered about like knickers at a swingers club.
At least there’s one now. :lol:

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:18 pm
by bunglebus
Came back my car the other day to this excellent effort. Left them a kind note explaining what I thought of their parking.
Dashcam footage shows then just swing in and stop, no collision but also no check how close they were, they fucked off away from the camera sadly
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Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:35 pm
by mercrocker

Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:25 pm
by fraser
Didn't bother to take any pictures, but was in Aldi in Ledbury yesterday. I always park at the back of the carpark, as I am a lazy cunt, and like to drive in, and then out of a parking space.
Did a bit of shopping, and came back to 2 cars about 9 inches from each side of my car.
The bmw is a 2 door, so massive doors. I couldn't open the door enough to even get my thigh in. Luckily, I've not put the roof up for 4 days, so managed to scramble into the back seat over the boot.

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Re: You park like a cunt!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:35 pm
by paulplom
Same as me on Saturday. I park away from aldi as far as I can where the car park is empty. Came back to this. I wanted to snap the mirror off the pick up.