The Dark Wob

I really like the look of the new Astra.

Do I have to handover my badge and gun?

Yes


(Apparently that isn't enough characters in a post)

specsavers.co.uk

I don't think it looks too bad. At least it's not suv ish.
It'll probably be as reliable as a volkswagen though.

Better change your username to "Vauxhallconvert" then.

No thanks.
I wouldn't buy a fucker.

I like the version that looks like Peter Wheeler's dog hasn't been let loose on it, the Base one I think.



Not this one:

It does amuse me that for years people paid extra for body colour bumpers, mirrors etc. Now they pay extra for the car to look like it's been fixed on the cheap from the local scrapyard.

I saw one yesterday in a bright green and thought it looked good, until I saw it was an Astra obviously . I’m Not a cunt.

Is this the start of LynehamHerc’s mental breakdown? What’s next? Autistic outbursts about wives, rental properties or counting cornflakes?

Hooli wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:16 pm It does amuse me that for years people paid extra for body colour bumpers, mirrors etc. Now they pay extra for the car to look like it's been fixed on the cheap from the local scrapyard.

And buying cars in that primer grey colour. What the fuck is that about?