The Dark Wob

paulplom wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 8:21 am That wiper would annoy the fuck out of me.

The wiper? What the actual fuck is that house all about?

101 years ago today (10 October 1920) the Ministry of Transport announced that compulsory hand signals would be introduced for all drivers.
http://bit.ly/2wW1CiG

One or two missing there, such as "I see you drive an Audi"



and "Keep Two Metres Away (Not 1 or 3 but Two)"




Note that the extended middle finger is NOT approved by the Highway Code and should be reserved for the use of apes in Clint Eastwood movies.

Hey I drive an audi and I am a wanker. That's a double negative. Doesn't that make it a positive?

Do you drive the Audi like a wanker, though? Aside from foglamps, of course.

Yes. No fog lamps though. I haven't worked out how to turn them on yet. There must be a sub menu on the screen that when you find it, activates them permanently. I just haven't found it yet.

paulplom wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 5:09 pm Hey I drive an audi and I am a wanker. That's a double negative. Doesn't that make it a positive?

Eh? It's a double positive isn't it?

I suppose, depends how narcissistic you are.

I don't trust audi drivers. Or flashy porsche drivers like the one who overtook me on a thirty road today.

paulplom wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 5:09 pm Hey I drive an audi and I am a wanker. That's a double negative. Doesn't that make it a positive?

We're all positive you're a wanker, if that helps?