You park like a cunt!

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Ffs man.
Did he leave the handbrake off and it's rolled back a few yards.
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If it's a Renault I tend to assume that's where it stopped running.
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mercrocker wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:41 pm Rubbish number plate.......Check

Stupid rimz....................Check

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I decided to sit on the wall with my tea and steak bake this afternoon, rather than getting pastry flakes all over Tommy's Jaaag interior...

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They have brought in parking restrictions on our industrial estate that use signs the same as that. I was talking to the guy who does the maintenance the other day and apparently they don't send traffic wardens round. All he has to do is take a picture of the offender exactly like Eddies picture. It has to show the vehicle and the sign in it and then the parking company will issue a ticket. So there you go Eddie send that pic to the company that will be listed on the sign somewhere and get the bloke a nice £100 surprise.
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DO IT.👍
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I think I might have framed the shot well enough to disguise the fact that I was parked like a lesser cunt. The space between the lines is narrow as fuck for Tommy's Jag, so I'm over the left bay line to get my fat arse out of the driver's seat.

But I'm not like RAYMOND SMITH either :lol:

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Aye never do anything to encourage those private parking scum.
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