Crash! Bang! Wallop!

[Eddie Honda]

PISSED-UP JUGGERNAUT DRIVER BLOWS 90 ROADSIDE AND A WHOPPING 122 DOWN AT THE STATION.

#brahmsandliszt
#johnnyforeigner



(I reckon he'll get 8 weeks bird, but there's always a chance it'll be suspended.)

[Eddie Honda]

DOZY COW 'MISSED HER OPPORTUNITY'

#lanehogger

[Eddie Honda]

AND ANOTHER DOZY FUCKWIT

#lanehogger

[Eddie Honda]

DIDN'T SEE THE UNIT

#tintedtit
#mrmagoo

[Eddie Honda]

#chinnyreckon
#johnnyforeigner

[paulplom]

ONLY 129MPH

That camera van's there every other day. A total fucking cash generator. Why else is it positioned on a perfectly straight dual carriageway? Cunts.

the audi wasn't trying. My old saxo vts would do 130 along there before the limiter kicked in.

Edit. Just seen Hooli's reply.

[paulplom]

#pikeypatrol
#transhit

I moved some stuff from the flat to the house yesterday. I put my deep fat fryer on the chair outside the front door while I went round the corner to lock the van. I came back and some bastard had kicked it. It was an extra large fancy one that held four litres of oil. I was gone less than a minute. Cunts.

[Eddie Honda]

FREE CAR VALUATIONS...BY BCH RPU.

#appreciatingclassic
#peatboghorror

[Eddie Honda]

SIMBA OF SHIREBROOK

#cuntoinapunto

[mercrocker]

Have any of us actually tried insuring a Punto? Wondered if it was something stupid like no insurance company has ever heard of one?