Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qw1el3jyno

Police spot van poking out of lorry on M1

I once saw a crashed, stripped, cut up Mitsi Evo staring out the back of a transit van that was going to be weighed in. He chopped it up with a hammer and a hand axe and very effective it was too!
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Rare footage of a lorry giving birth
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Scruffy Bodger wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:38 pm https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qw1el3jyno

Police spot van poking out of lorry on M1
Fresh-faced, aren't they all so young these days copper wrote:PC Mike Grant, of Nottinghamshire Police’s roads policing unit, said:

“I’ve seen a lot of things on the motorway before, but this was definitely a first.

Obviously a young fella as we all used to do that sort of thing all the time

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paulplom wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:51 pm Cunt wasn't even Geordie.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/u ... 1744914574
I thought that it was a common Orc name.
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paulplom wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:51 pm Cunt wasn't even Geordie.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/u ... 1744914574
The twat ought to be given the bill for all of it.
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paulplom wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:51 pm Cunt wasn't even Geordie.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/u ... 1744914574
Beautiful British name.
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Someones car stolen and dumped at the bottom of the lane from my Ex's house, a regular occurence lately, these cunt's need culling. On two occassions blood was present on/in the stolen vehicles, the useless police informed and didn't even turn up to investigate.
Second picture no information, good job there was no one in it at the time.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7x1e0648zo

Man discovers he has bought his own stolen car

FFS, you couldn't make this shit up :lol:
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I think this is the correct thread. Something strange happened this evening. I'm not even sure how the fuck i would have explained it to the insurance company.
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I was driving up this road,market street in clay cross to the T junction with derby road. This small stretch is one way.
As i was approaching the junction at around 20 mph,I was in the right lane to turn right. I was slowing down to come to a stop just before that white shutter on the right of the screenshot and next thing I was faced with approaching from the right of the road was a pony and trap being driven at speed,around a blind corner the wrong way on a one way street. I had a split second to check my mirror and veer off to the left lane to avoid a head on crash. I check my mirrors regularly anyway and knew nothing was at the side of me which I'm grateful for.
How would I explain the horse through the windscreen and the trap embedded in my grille with a teenager as a new bonnet mascot?
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