You park like a cunt!

Scruffy Bodger · Post by **Scruffy Bodger** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 3:01 pm

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I can see my neighbour getting a YPLAC note at some point. One of my other neighbours has a heart condition and that selfish bitch refuses to park outside her own place and then takes spaces away that are always at s premium. Just a vile creature all round and her husband is worse, universally hated for avoiding a jail term the slimy cunt.

59Impala · Post by **59Impala** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:45 pm

^^^Needs my mate's old firm 'Midnight Auto Resprays', done for free. I note that she has the obligatory illegal personalised number plate on her wankmobile.

mercrocker · Post by **mercrocker** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:50 pm

Also needs those cones shoving right up under the beams of the shitbox so it fucking eats itself.

Scruffy Bodger · Post by **Scruffy Bodger** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:52 pm

Her husbands got a BMW now, his moves regularly but that heap will probably be there for a week now. He had to take the private plates and stickers off his last Focus Estate but revenge is a dish best served cold. The last time I saw it someone had been playing noughts and crosses on the bonnet, it had been repeatedly scratched both sides and something caustic had been poured all over it.

That plate always reminds/looks like WIERDY to me at first glance.

Fuck knows where the cones have come from they've been out there for days. I've already stacked a few up as I wandered back from the pub last night.

FhakeConcern · Post by **FhakeConcern** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:27 pm

Stolen from another forum...

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FatherJack · Post by **FatherJack** » Tue Mar 21, 2023 9:39 am

Another example to to support the real meaning of Audi

Arsehole
Usually
Driving
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FatherJack · Post by **FatherJack** » Tue Mar 21, 2023 10:00 am

Scruffy Bodger wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 3:01 pm 20230320_120749.jpg

I can see my neighbour getting a YPLAC note at some point. One of my other neighbours has a heart condition and that selfish bitch refuses to park outside her own place and then takes spaces away that are always at s premium. Just a vile creature all round and her husband is worse, universally hated for avoiding a jail term the slimy cunt.

Last November an MOT tester said

Nearside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
Offside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
Nearside Front Outer Tyre has a cut but not deep enough to reach the ply or cords (5.2.3 (d) (i))
Offside Front Outer Tyre has a cut but not deep enough to reach the ply or cords (5.2.3 (d) (i))

I wonder if they are now below the limit ?

Post by **Hooli** » Tue Mar 21, 2023 5:34 pm

You could hope so, at 3pts a tyre that's a ban in a single go.

Post by **paulplom** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:23 am

Nice and safe. Opposite a first school too.

DodgeRover · Post by **DodgeRover** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:07 pm

They will be waiting to collect the kids from school no doubt. Our street is mayhem at drop off and collecting times despite the school having a catchment area that is basically the surrounding 4 streets so there is no excuse not to walk really. I guess most are on their way to work next or drop off other kids.

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