The 'modern cars are shit' thread.

Talk about your cars etc here. Keep it sort of sensible and on topic please.
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Re: The 'modern cars are shit' thread.

Post by The Reverend Bluejeans »

Modern VAG shit.

£700 water pump that is a six hour manifold off job to fit.

2.0TSFSFI shite.
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Post by Eddie Honda »

The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm £700 water pump
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You've got Drum & I thinking how many cars we could have for that.
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Post by LynehamHerc »

No wonder otherwise usable cars get scrapped.

700 quid for a water pump, over 700 quid for 6 hours labour at a VAG garage (our local one is £120 an hour) plus all sundries etc.etc..
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Post by The Reverend Bluejeans »

Designed to fail and be beyond economical repair.

Audi only for the time being, but there will be aftermarket ones at some stage.

Still a pile of plastic crap though.
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Post by SiC »

Looking at the end of it, it looks to be an electronically controlled unit?
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Post by FatherJack »

How has it failed though ?
Has some part of the plastic pump structure degraded or is it a bearing unit which could be refurbished ?

I think there may have been a 100% Stiffage surcharge on the unit price for 061 121 111 h
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£355 here for a Type-R pump
https://www.lsgperformance.co.uk/collec ... leon-cupra

I could be wrong about it being the correct part, I am not versed in the way of VAG part numbers.
Once I tried to order an VAG Alternator by part number, the number was next to the four rings to bind them all, under the bonnet of a Ford Galaxy.
The parts man laughed and denied the very existence of the part despite the branding.
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FatherJack wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 3:27 pm How has it failed though ?
Has some part of the plastic pump structure degraded or is it a bearing unit which could be refurbished ?

I think there may have been a 100% Stiffage surcharge on the unit price for 061 121 111 h
Image

£355 here for a Type-R pump
https://www.lsgperformance.co.uk/collec ... leon-cupra

I could be wrong about it being the correct part, I am not versed in the way of VAG part numbers.
Once I tried to order an VAG Alternator by part number, the number was next to the four rings to bind them all, under the bonnet of a Ford Galaxy.
The parts man laughed and denied the very existence of the part despite the branding.
Pump bearings shagged and dripping coolant. You can't buy the alloy pump bit alone, of course.

They are buried under the inlet manifold that has to come off first. They have the electronic thermostat on the end and the pump is belt driven.That belt is a complete bastard as well.

It's just shit.

You really want to spend the extra for a genuine pump and not have some aftermarket one fail in 18 months.
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Eddie Honda wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:10 pm
The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm £700 water pump
:shock:

You've got Drum & I thinking how many cars we could have for that.
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Drum wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:22 pm
Eddie Honda wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:10 pm
The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm £700 water pump
:shock:

You've got Drum & I thinking how many cars we could have for that.
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Post by Asimo »

The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm Modern VAG shit.
£700 water pump
Volkswagen has never understood water, they should have stuck to what they knew.
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