Pug 107 (currently kidnapped), citroen relay and '14 Vespa gts ie 125

[paulplom]

Selt the C90 this afternoon. A guy from FB actually turned up and paid. Unbelievable.

[Warren t claim]

Selt the C90 this afternoon. A guy from FB actually turned up and paid. Unbelievable.

Which C90?

[paulplom]

The red one. I sold the brown one a couple of months back.

[Warren t claim]

The red one. I sold the brown one a couple of months back.

Does this mean that you're doing a DAS course?

[Warren t claim]

The red one. I sold the brown one a couple of months back.

https://www.a1motorcycle.co.uk/

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We had a lady doing admin shit in exchange for lessons at our place. She was called Tracey and mainly spent her day deleting porn from our computer.

[Warren t claim]

https://www.motorcycletraining.net/courses/#advanced

£70 for a couple of hours on a big bike isn't too bad really, especially as at this time of year it'll probably be one to one instruction.

[Eddie Honda]

The red one. I sold the brown one a couple of months back.

Does this mean that you're a fair weather lightweight?

FTFY

[Warren t claim]

The red one. I sold the brown one a couple of months back.

https://www.a1motorcycle.co.uk/

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We had a lady doing admin shit in exchange for lessons at our place. She was called Tracey and mainly spent her day deleting porn from our computer.

Tracey had a fella called Reg who was the fucking oracle about all things two wheeled despite never having passed his bike test. Apparently, he paid for a course at a rival company but refused to take his lessons there as according to him he was given the wrong information on his CBT. Reg had half his nose missing due to an unfortunate incident involving a ladder. IIRC, we gifted one of our Lifan 125s to him for some reason when we upgraded to Honda CG125s.

[Warren t claim]

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Any ambitions that Tracey had to become a biker ended at the top of this hill. I normally have a fucking fantastic memory which is why I'm able to tell so many tales about my past exploits but this incident is a little fuzzy in my mind so I'll work back and try and remember the details.

What I'm certain of is that Tracey had a bit of a bee in her bra about me being taken on and getting down trained to do CBTs as despite her not having a full licence, apparently she was promised a job doing the compound work for CBT punters after she'd passed her test.

What I'm pretty sure of is that on that lesson it was me, Tracey and the senior instructor but at this point I wasn't a qualified DAS instructor. What may have happened is that both I and the senior instructor were wired up to talk to her and he was seeing how I'd conduct the lesson by letting me do the talking.

What I know for sure is that Tracey managed to do her hill start on that fuck off steep road and make it to the top. At the top she said she put her left foot down onto a slippy grid and the ER% toppled on top of her injuring her left knee. She gave up having lessons and working in the office after that.

[Warren t claim]

Remind me never to hijack a thread again.