Motortrade expressions

[Bangernomics]

Ok I’ll start you off with.

Swapper px.
Doom -Solid blue.
90 day - white oh times have changed.


Gzongenflatch

[DodgeRover]

Direct from the main dealer

[Bangernomics]

Car of the week - the most margin.


Gzongenflatch

[Hooli]

One lady owner -fucked clutch, parking scrapes and massive scratches from her rings on the inside of the windscreen.

[panhard65]

I always used to give a 3 bridges warrenty. Under or over 3 bridges and that was your lot, if it was a really shit car I would park it on the bridge infront of my house.

[mercrocker]

Some from the dodgy sheepskin Seventies and Eighties

Struggle Steering - non PAS
Dollop of Shite - Dolomite
Billy Bunter - Hillman Hunter
Shoebox - HA Viva
Boomerang - Warranty claim (no, not our one)
Got a Rolex In It - Anything that's a bastard to clock
Any Trial - Take it out and smash it up...I'd sooner have the insurance money.
Hymn Sheet - bent MOT.
Aircraft Carrier - MkIV Ford
Mason's Black - Just black, but on a posh motor.

[AutoshiteBoy]

Dog Cock

[Hooli]

Spiv it up. Maybe just where I worked as the cleaners were Italian.

[paulplom]

Special edition.
Usually pinstripes and random sticker like Bali or something else exotic.

[Drum]

Sold as seen - it's a scrapper