You park like a cunt!

[mercrocker]

Supermarkets and retail parks are the chief habitat of the Parklyke Acuntus. I try and use the Minor for such, thankfully infrequent, visits and tuck it against the kerb in the very corner of the car park. Unfortunately the Minor has its own Achilles Heel in such situations in that one can only gain access to the locked vehicle from the driver's door. It is possible (and I have done it once) to unlock the boot, unwind the nuts holding the rear seat back (mine now has wing nuts) and crawl through far enough to unlatch the most accessible rear door but I'd rather not have to.....

[PhilA]

Yeah, I don't get that. It's not just a societal thing because it happens here, too.

Park in the most remote space in the lot with no cars near y and you'll come back to several cars clustered around your car like it's got its own gravity.

Why?

[Hooli]

People are so dumb they just copy everyone else without thinking for themselves.

[mercrocker]

Not that I ever catch a bus these days but it happens on there too. Pick an empty seat in the most deserted area and some spud-chucker will almost inevitably waddle straight to the one next to you and sit there like Les Dawson in drag.

[paulplom]

This I spotted a couple of weeks back.

[paulplom]

And this was a local rival spotted round the corner coming back with the dog.
How the fuck are you meant to turn left at the junction?

[Hooli]

This I spotted a couple of weeks back.

That's where you need an old banger/work van & park in line with the spaces about 0.0000001" from their rear bumper.

[paulplom]

It was rough as fuck for a new car. They'd probably just barge out.

[mercrocker]

Hopefully it looks that way owing to few swift kicks.....

[mercrocker]

.....there's cunts in our street who park half on to an already narrow pavement. I have no problem with whacking their mirrors accidentally* as I struggle to walk past. The road is wide enough and has no restrictions.