Well, in the 3 months since I sold it, the new owner has proved that they're a dribbling fucking retard. A complete donkey-felching windowlicker.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133888510410
It's had a 2.0 straight 6 shoved in it. It's a half-finished, half-witted, half-baked project with no MOT that doesn't run right, and they want £2,700 for it!
Seriously, is there some kind of zombification virus, which I'm immune to, that compels people to do that to E36s?
I know, I know. They paid for it, it's their car to do with as they please, but what an insulting fate. I'd rather it was scrapped.
In other news, I've now ordered a spare key for the 323i.
Which I will be keeping. Forever. The only way it's leaving my ownership is via a scrap yard. I'll also personally watch them cube it so it doesn't get turned into yet another fucking DrIfT cAR M9.