Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

[Eddie Honda]

HUMOURLESS CUNTS

#carsontheirsides
#carsinscenery

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[Eddie Honda]

#lanehogger

[Eddie Honda]

#tintedtit
#disastra

[Eddie Honda]

CRASH!

#carsinscenery

[Eddie Honda]

BANG!

#tacticalcontact

[Eddie Honda]

22 TORs

#parkedlikeacunt

[Eddie Honda]

HAT-TIP FOR 104MPH...IN A JIZZ

#hondajizzfail

[Hooli]

HUMOURLESS CUNTS

#carsontheirsides
#carsinscenery



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All those replying cunts need a shoeing in the bollocks.

[Hooli]

STOLEN...RECOVERED

NOT A TELLY OR GHETTO-BLASTER

#tealeaf
#scumbag

North West Ambulance Service NHS Trust is appealing for the safe return of a piece of vital, life-saving equipment which was taken from the scene of an incident in the first hour of the new year.

The defibrillator is a staple device which every NWAS emergency vehicle carries and is used in life-threatening emergencies when people are in cardiac arrest – one was taken from the scene of an incident in Union St West, Oldham, at approximately 12.15am by an unknown individual.

A spokesperson said; “These defibrillators are much larger than the community ones and those in public buildings, and special training is required to use them – as well as being an expensive and necessary piece of equipment for any ambulance crew, using them incorrectly can cause serious harm and they can be potentially fatal in the wrong hands.

“We urge whoever took it not to use it on anyone and to contact us on 03451130099 to arrange its return.”

If anyone has any information about the stolen defibrillator, please also use this number.

We are delighted to report that the defibrillator which was taken from a scene in Oldham in the early hours of New Year’s Day, has been safely returned and is now back in service saving lives!

Thanks to the power of social media, the vital piece of medical equipment was collected from Mr Fiaz Ali from Oldham yesterday evening. Mr Ali spotted the defibrillator by the roadside a mile away from where it disappeared, and immediately recognised it and contacted the trust to arrange its safe return.

Mr Ali commented: “When I saw it, I knew it was the one being talked about on social media and so I took it home for safekeeping and then immediately contacted the ambulance service. One of my family members was taken ill not so long ago and the ambulance crew used one of these machines and so I knew how important it was. I’m glad it has been safely found and that I was able to help.”

News of the defibrillator’s disappearance hit our social media sites early yesterday afternoon and was shared far and wide by news outlets and the general public. The trust received offers of donations to replace the unit by kind-hearted members of the community and we would like to thank everyone who helped.

Operations Manager for Tameside and Glossop, Oliver Mayor said: “We are very grateful to Mr Ali for his vigilance and the safe return of the defibrillator which is in full working order and back on the road in one of our ambulances. I went to see him yesterday evening to collect it and thanked him personally for his help.

“We were overwhelmed with messages of support and offers to help from the public and are delighted to have it back with us.”

*found it just nearby*

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[slowanimals]

Good, glad I wasn't the only one to think that..