Pug 107 (currently kidnapped), citroen relay and '14 Vespa gts ie 125

[DodgeRover]

Fixed the non functioning rear central locking lock on the back door of the shitroen. Up till now you had to use a key to unlock the rear doors.
Just plugged this connector together and it now works. I wonder why it was disconnected.

When it was at Copart, the trim and handle were off the back door. By the time I bought it from the folk who bought it from Copart, they’d been reattached.

Suspect there’s more to the story than meets the eye about why it was written off.

Looking for/ removing a tracker? Previous renter left a load of drugs stashed there?

[paulplom]

I suapect there is a tracker. The battery goes flat in a couple of weeks. Something like that must be draining it.
Anyway. I've had enough for the day.

[Arthur Foxhake]

Is that the sum total of a days graft?
If it is, you should be ashamed.
Bit of fucking shelving in a van, half a day tops man.

[Eddie Honda]

Is that the sum total of a days graft?

Appears to be so, Arfur, the sum total of a day's graft for a not-so-secret lemonade drinker

[Arthur Foxhake]

Fucking northern monkeys.

[Eddie Honda]

Fucking northern monkeys.

He bought the R Whites so he could experience the Southern shandy drinking lifestyle.

[Arthur Foxhake]

Cultural appropriation.

HATE CRIME!!!! IYM RAPORTING YOU!

[christine]

Thought you'd be a Boss White man

[paulplom]

Hahaha fucking opinionated mongs.
I had a full day of work sorted till three had cancelled by text before 7am.
That shelving only took two hours. I've been and got a key cut for it. Drove to toolstation before realising I had a massive citroen relay roof rack in the back of the custom for a fb buyer that didn't turn up. Drove home to off load it when another customer cancelled.
I was sick as fuck before 10 bells. Went to aldi for whisky and cup cakes. I lay down on the bed for five minutes at 4.30 when the door bell rang. A fucing hearse had managed to get stuck in the gunner car park and needed me to move the transhit forward two foot so they could get the jag stretch limo out.
A woman funeral person was aplologising saying 'it wasn't me'.
On the negative side I had to aknowledge the landlady of the pub who I haven't spoke to for three years.
FML!

[paulplom]

Apart from that, walking the dog, dishes and getting the bairn ready for school.
Fuck all really.