Crash! Bang! Wallop!

[Eddie Honda]

Look what this idiot did...IN AMERICA.



https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/loc ... nd-county/

[Hooli]

You'd have to be on drugs to drive that VW.

[ghosty]

Always good to see coppers actually running these fuckers off the road and not just citing H&S and letting them free.

Bullbars a fair point, they'd save on vehicle repairs - and hurt!

[mercrocker]

Assuming the cops can drive, that is.....Check out some of the arses on Youtube - push-barring fugitives into oncoming traffic, drawing side-arms out through open windows when they can neither drive straight or shoot straight and firing whole clips into the trees, etc.

The good ones are bloody good, though! And yeah, I like to see little chav moped fucks go down.....

[mercrocker]

This twat was driving around our area filling up a tank in the back of the car (I hesitate to say "his car" because I doubt that it was) with diesel at various filling stations and driving off.....Needless to say he got a tug at the end of our street and was chased back into the squalid bedsit rabbit warren he no doubt squatted in over in Dirty Town. Sadly, I missed the ten-cop car chase but then again our local rag does embellish things somewhat, nor are there many reliable witnesses nearby.


https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/183689 ... e-pile-up/

[Hooli]

It confused me for a bit as I was reading about a Focus & I was sure the white car was an Ashtray.

I do like the idiot saying they couldn't sleep for 20mins as they were shaking, do fuck off!

[mercrocker]

I think the Astra was one of the ones it bounced off. And there is a fair amount of nocturnal onanism around that part of town, too, I should think.

[Eddie Honda]

Lock down loonies! A special that features those "essential" journeys / shite excuses.

Now there's a stealthy looking motorhome!

[Eddie Honda]

Not the only one, this nugget has gone from Devon to THE LAKES!

[mercrocker]

I would dearly love to go and get my camper out - just to have it back in the garden and fettle it for the foreseeable. Living as I do on the edge of a National Park (the van is currently nested within it....) I have got no chance of getting it back home unmolested. To be fair, it isn't essential just my itchy fingers. However, it could easily be my only vehicle and used for essential shopping. Officer.

On the bright side, the MOT ran out last week and DVLA now shows expiry October 2020. This is a top result because I was going to cut short the new ticket and get an Autumn renewal anyway as every year the MOT coincides with the first blink of spring sunshine.

Ironically most of these camper twats seem to be of the age group we are all supposed to be protecting, too.