Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Talk about your cars etc here. Keep it sort of sensible and on topic please.
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Crash! Bang! Wallop!

Post by Eddie Honda »

....what an idiot.

A thread for any motorists caught by the plod anywhere. Rather than just crap 1mph over-the-limit stuff, make it big or daft or exceptional.

Let's kick-off with this bellend.



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Look what this fucktard did....IN IRELAND.

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I've done that with a couch but i did have to enter the car bo and luke style as I used a pair of ratchet straps through the windows.
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Me too, ratchet straps through the windows and were good to go.
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Time for some moped scumbags gettings what's due - tactical contact.

#tacticalcontact

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Isn't a shame it's so rare they do anything about crime that they think it's worth publicising?
Amusing to watch though.
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I laugh my tits off every time I see the rozzers tactically engage* with those cunts.
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It would make sense for them to have bull bars on the front of the vehicle (ideally with spikes to stop the little promising footballer's running off)
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Yeah, they need to mash some more - I've run out of Youtube footage to watch.
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GMP takes action on this Pineapple prick.

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