I wouldn't go that far
Maybe a beep and a wanker sign.
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
Cyclists are twats in Richmond park. There’s a 20mph limit and they’re often cycling two abreast at 16mph not allowing anyone past.
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I hope you nail it between them on the back wheel?
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Fucking load of bollocks saying not surprised being provo holder. Anyone can bin a car license or not,you only have to show competence for 45 twatting minutes to get a fucking pass. I've seen doddery old cunts who can't fucking drive and always say never had an accident. No but I'd bet you've caused fucking thousands. And no before anyone bitches I don't condone driving illegally even though I did it for nearly 10 years. Cars were always insured in my name as provo holder and cars were taxed and tested too. I did occasionally have someone with me too.
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Some poor old bod was flattened at watchorn last week,crossing road at top of slip and some cunt pinballed him down to the bypass. Died at scene. Terrible driving standards round here.Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:23 pm APPARENTLY IT WASN'T LIKE THAT WHEN HE GOT IN
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
The driving at that particular junction was always a highlight* of travelling around there.
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
Even worse since in their infinite wisdom there's now two lanes on the exit to Alfreton. Right to Alfreton,left to oakerthorpe. No lane markings or signs on approach or any other junctions apart from signposted Alfreton. Biggest load of bollocks ever.
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Really? that bit was bad enough before! I bet they've not widened it either?
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
Same width as before
This pic makes it look wider than it is. If a wagon comes off the slip road towards Alfreton both lanes are taken up Also see how little room you have to move into the other lane if you get the wrong one and so many do.
You can just see the start of the white lines here.This pic makes it look wider than it is. If a wagon comes off the slip road towards Alfreton both lanes are taken up Also see how little room you have to move into the other lane if you get the wrong one and so many do.
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Re: Crash! Bang! Wallop!
Yeah I remember it, was always an interesting junction.
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