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Kiltox’ knackered YouTube shit

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:17 pm
by Kiltox
For those of you that don't frequent that other forum any more - I'm doing a YouTube thing

For those that do - yes my self promotion knows no bounds!

I've decided to launch an automotive YouTube channel looking at shit old and new cars and to give myself a framework for actually bothering to produce content, I've set myself a challenge to buy/fix/run a different car every month for 2020.

January's car was a £174 2007 Ford Focus with a PAS fault. Terribly modern but properly worthless - it was a roffle reject and I bought it for scrap money when I didn't win it!

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I diagnosed the steering fault fairly successfully

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... but I think the fix was a little wide of the mark - it seemed to fix the issue but that was very short lived!

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Sold it off cheap because the warning light returned - everything was definitely fine in the steering department though!

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February was upon us and i took pity on a one owner from new, quarter million mile Rover 75. Bombproof BMW enjan innit

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Aside from the galloping rot, the SRS light was definitely going to be a MOT issue

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We got the issues ironed out but fuck me, HOW MUCH was spent keeping this thing on the road??

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A fine thing, the Rover 75, but fuck me it's slow..... let's sort that

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Fuck me, that was almost something people cared about - lets buy something infinitely worse

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.... and let's polish that steaming turd

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Yeah I know, it's a fat useless cunt talking pish about a bunch of rolling scrap he's been stupid enough to buy, but we all know there's not enough moderation on this forum to do anything about the blatant advertising ;-)

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:23 pm
by CLINT
Got any stickers? *big Kiltox fan*

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:33 pm
by Kiltox
CLINT wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:23 pm Got any stickers? *big Kiltox fan*
:lol: - anyone who actually wants stickers, email me your postal address modernheroescars at gmail dot com and I'll send you one

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Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:49 pm
by Hooli
Looks the sort of man stupid enough to buy a baby shit green laguna.

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:58 pm
by Kiltox
Hooli wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:49 pm Looks the sort of man stupid enough to buy a baby shit green laguna.
I'd buy it again too

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 am
by Smokyjoe
Hubnut wannabe :D

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:05 am
by Kiltox
Smokyjoe wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 am Hubnut wannabe :D
An even lower budget version I’m sure 😂

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:09 am
by Kiltox
The ropey Golf is looking a lot better. Contrary to popular belief, it seems you can polish a turd :D

Not a restoration project by any means, it’s just going to be a cheap banger for someone but it’ll be a bit more welcome in the work’s car park when it’s finished!

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:23 pm
by bub2006
Great,I absolutely love these sort of vids. Well done sir.

Re: Head above the parapet.... beard stroking YouTube prick...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:12 pm
by Kiltox
That's better - can't stand scruffy number plates