Car crash pics and update

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chadders wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:51 pm Picture4.pngLooks like we're well ahead of those Aussies:

"Meet Graham. He might look a little different, but I assure you that he’s human. Well, sort of. The reason he looks this way is that he has plenty of body modifications that makes him able to survive a serious car crash.

Graham, the crash test man, was created as part of a new Australian road safety campaign by the Transport Accident Commission (TAC). He was designed by sculptor Patricia Piccinini, a leading trauma surgeon, and a road safety engineer, who modified him based on their knowledge of car accidents. The result isn’t a pretty sight, but it’s certainly a sobering one. As you can see, Graham doesn’t have a neck because these snap easily in car accidents. He also has a flat, fleshy face to protect his ears and nose. Also, if you’re wondering about all those extra nipples, they’re to protect his ribs like a natural set of airbags. All these modifications are needed for a human body to survive a car crash."Picture5.png
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Australia doesn't need pretty Photoshops to get people to drive sensibly, they should just reshow the 80s or 90s adverts of a Combi jumping the red lights and getting taken out by an oncoming loaded heavy rigid.
I remember it being fucking horrific at the time, bad enough that I remember it going on 25 years later.
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Looks like someone I used to work with in Arbroath.
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Looks like someone I probably fingered round back of lidl after too many wkd when I was a nipper. I come from sutton in ashfield that explains it
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That Maxi looks like a 9nus
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bub2006 wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:22 pm It's very nice. I've already made a mental note to keep away from country lanes with dry stone walls,bad weather and low flying bmws
And just roads in general too please
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Go and have a word with yourself,theres a good chap 🖕😂
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