Fb memory from 12 years ago. I fitted an mg metro engine and twin carbs. Had a full ss exhaust made and fitted too. It went quite well. I kept if for five years before swapping it for a minter mk2 mx5.

Laquer it and use as is.

Visited the chinky van in Morpeth.

It's the handset that dobs you in. They take it off you and scan half a dozen things. Pretty painless unless you're on the rob. I did get collared a few years back with 18 bottles of king goblin. I put them all in my trolley but forgot to scan them. Everything else was scanned amd it was an honest m...

I got pulled three times last week in tesco. Before that it was months ago.

Managed but what a messy job! I repacked it with grease using rubber gloves but had to take them off to fit the clip.
Didn't know the van had an intercooler. The oil filter is right on the bottom of the engine and a piece of piss to swap over. Why the fuck have I been using garages?

Also got this pressure vessel bracket and retainer from the plumbing merchants. It comes with a very large jubilee clip. The cv boot on the passenger side has come off again even though I paid for the fucker to be fixed properly. Cunts.

Ordered a service kit for the van. I think it's well over due as the last twice I paid for the fucker it wasn't done.
Cunts.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223803522048

Is that technically off road? It's a private estate.