Hooli wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 7:41 am Should have kept the lesbian car by the sounds of things.

FTFY

You weans have so it easy these days! When I was your age I'd have to put the handles back on for the MOT.

Seriously. A good milestone here after blowing it up Cpt. The neighbours will be over the moon*

LynehamHerc wrote: ↑Wed May 04, 2022 5:38 pm 1100???

It's an 1800 isn't it?

He hasn't got his gepps on!

Besides, looks more like Bamber Gascoigne, pre-electric.

mercrocker wrote: ↑Mon May 02, 2022 10:15 pm Scan_20220502 (5).png

Teeth are itching here

Today it was dry so I cut the grass. Lawn mower unusually didn't want to restart after my first bit of mowing, so that wasted an extra half hour. I finish and pack up around 3pm. Finally get round to going to work aannnnd it's the return of the shagged starter! Bollocks. As Mrs H is away for the day...

The Reverend Bluejeans wrote: ↑Sun May 01, 2022 3:10 pm It's clearly quality used spares.

FTFY

Got back home at 12.45am. Much relieved to jump into the shower and unwind with a Proper Job. No polis, customs or guard action to report. I rolled up short of security at Cairnryan and mashed a wet phone screen with wet hands and booked my ticket for the 7.30pm online at 6.39pm. Exceptionally rare ...

brandersnatch wrote: ↑Sun May 01, 2022 5:00 am Ah the joy of bursting for a piss, one piece suit and frozen uncooperative numb hands.

Nah, dying for a jobbie is worse

DodgeRover wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:07 pmGood luck

Ich werde daher nicht in diese Falle tappen. Danke.

Won't get dry on the ferry, I'll just sit in my wetness like a baby that has pished itself. Weather ain't any better the other side and I don't have a euro cash for then M1 toll, I'll just have go the back roads. 25 years ago I had a lovely warm and dry Hein Gericke Tuareg one-piece suit. However th...