Old deluxe calculators?


Sparkrite_Voyager_003 by E Honda, on Flickr

It's fake news. Trip computers talk bollocks. Try actually measuring the stuff and a few tankfuls then talk.

My 1996 XJ6 3.2 Sport Auto:

It's a lovely car, but utterly mental for someone in your f̶i̶n̶a̶n̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ residential position, Max. If you enjoy its performance AT ALL you'll ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶w̶-̶1̶0̶s̶ ̶m̶p̶g̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶q̶u̶i̶c̶k̶l̶y̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e...

NergleFuttocks wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:48 am I have all the history for my Jag. It will scare EVERYONE off. It would be easier to sell if I chucked at least 3 of the A4 folders away...

Nah, just like I can eat dinner while Gunther von Hagens is doing an autopsy, I can stomach your Jag history.

SiC wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:04 am What do we reckon? Keeping it for less than 3 months or greater than?

Less than 3.

Hooli wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:45 pm

Eddie Honda wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:13 pm I'll stick to putting 4 spark plugs in my pocket.

I'd put eight in my pockets as I've got a proper engine.

8? Just like a Honda Jazz!

I'll stick to putting 4 spark plugs in my pocket.

Who says he's going to have anything in it? It's just for posing (with the handle on back-to-front)

captain_70s wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:20 pm I've not get enough hair to carry them off now, several years of dailying BL shit has caused considerable thinning!

Do what I do and just pretend it isn't happening...

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chadders wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:49 am Unless i've misidentified you

You have, because Captain 70s will soon be demoted in rank if he keeps getting sensible non-70s haircuts