Hello my name is Carlos, I wish to buy beautiful Renault from you. You will use my wife for a week in return yes?
She very fat but kindly.

Good work on the 'Stang btw Jo, pleased you have kept on it

Why not emulsion for the engine? There's a good precedent that in the late 30s some world speed record aircraft used evaporative cooling so the water in the emulsion could just boil off and help cool the engine. OK there's a downside or two, not least you'd have to keep on painting it but people ha...

I am a serial chod botherer from Gloucestershire, known as 'Nibblet' on a once great online forum. Pleased to meet/reacquaint with other car pervs. Cheers, Jimmy