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by NergleFuttocks
Sun Jan 28, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: The UK's fascination with convertible cars
Replies: 36
Views: 1858

Re: The UK's fascination with convertible cars

Can you seriously fit a human in the back of a 206cc? Even the Focus rear seats are only good for shopping bags. Did you read my description of who/what? 8 year old gymnasts. Skinny, small, ultra flexible and possibly still capable of taking orders. The previous owner of the car's daughter certainl...
by NergleFuttocks
Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:41 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: The UK's fascination with convertible cars
Replies: 36
Views: 1858

Re: The UK's fascination with convertible cars

Can you seriously fit a human in the back of a 206cc? Even the Focus rear seats are only good for shopping bags.
by NergleFuttocks
Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:37 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: What did you do today?
Replies: 15466
Views: 3123619

Re: What did you do today?

Stood at side of busy road in the wind shouting bugger and hoping my pal with the recovery truck was available. He was.
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Will have the floor welded up while we find some belts...
by NergleFuttocks
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:27 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Sics Consolidated Faded Moderns Thread - 2003 E320 & 2006 Golf Mk5 GTI
Replies: 710
Views: 66187

Re: Sics Consolidated Moderns Thread - 2003 Mercedes-Benz E320 Estate

The rears are a different size to the fronts on my E-wagon. It is the model after yours though.
by NergleFuttocks
Sun Dec 10, 2023 2:21 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: I seem to of done something stupid yet again
Replies: 906
Views: 258168

Re: I seem to of done something stupid yet again

I’ll grab a pic of it next time I drive past. It’s on High Street, just a regular house with many ‘projects’ on the lawn
by NergleFuttocks
Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:14 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: I seem to of done something stupid yet again
Replies: 906
Views: 258168

Re: I seem to of done something stupid yet again

There is a sorry looking one in Ketteringham village - bit of a driveway ornament - I’ll ask whether it has anything fun in it.
by NergleFuttocks
Sat Nov 11, 2023 2:10 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired
Replies: 135
Views: 23974

Re: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired

No, but a damn good filter for the weak of constitution. I suspect a direct correlation with anxiety over rusty mudflap screws etc.
by NergleFuttocks
Sat Nov 11, 2023 12:18 pm
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired
Replies: 135
Views: 23974

Re: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired

Well, we're adults here so no need to worry. I detect an episode of some sort but i'm not exacty touchy feely, nor one to ever use the phrase 'to call out'. I can however pull a Les Dawson face. That's about all it needs.
by NergleFuttocks
Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:50 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired
Replies: 135
Views: 23974

Re: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired

The sister stuff I can deal with as I don’t have one, but I am rocking a 2.0 convertible for this winter so frankly, the man is totally out of order. I even have an old Merc too. I literally pulled a Les Dawson face when I received that vitriol!! I even said “well!” out loud. Fucking quality insults...
by NergleFuttocks
Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:15 am
Forum: Motorised Conveyances
Topic: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired
Replies: 135
Views: 23974

Re: Hanging WBoD Shitheap Made by Hitler Acquired

Why? It’s pretty fucking depressing. You don't understand a single molecule of the WBoD spirit or indeed life. Please do humankind a favour and just Darwin. Do you even own a car, or are you too fucking retarded for even that? Go fuck your sister, as if that would require any encouragement. The nex...