I wish that mine looked a tenth as good.

Good luck Bub.

Took the VW T2 for a run out. The non starting and immobiliser flashes and beeps turned out to be some waxoyl melting and getting to be where it shouldn't on the starter motor itself. That's another lesson learnt, just because the immobiliser seems to be having a nervous breakdown it doesn't mean th...

I can see why you don't take it out in the rain, it looks like it's just come out of the showroom.

This takes me back a few years - I remember my best mate buying a new brown 1.3 'Coupe', subsequently replaced by an Acclaim.

So what else needs doing now?

So you succeed?

No wonder you're always touring abroad, scattering mobiles like confetti.

You've also failed at failing with this forum, despite the crap jokes designed to drive people away.

+1 for the 205, never had a 306 so I can't really comment on them.

Skoda Roomster. Looks crap but fairly big inside yet reasonably compact. The diesel goes well on the motorway. I feel that I may have taken this question too literally so if rampant rust and thirst are prerequisites then a VW T2 fits the bill, along with glacial acceleration and the cross wind stabi...

Won't the lack of documentation and proof of ownership cause a load of headaches?

I fitted a new thermostat to my 318Ti today. Nice easy job, took 25 minutes with no seized bolts etc. I'm puzzled as to how those kind, benevolent souls at BMW came to the conclusion that a thermostat for a 25 year old £500 car is worth £63 with VAT. I declined their kind offer however, and bought ...