Crash! Bang! Wallop! - Eddie Honda Shirking His Duties Edition

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X-max 250cc moped doing well thanks Eddie.

Sent an email to tye Evening Standard pointing out the error of their ways! Only written and sent because I am waiting for a delivery due at 2pm and had some time to fill.

I won't hold my breathe waiting for their response
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Eddie Honda wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:39 pm
It is (or was) a Piaggio Beverly 350 moped
Beverly, crap name.

It should be renamed the "Chariot of Justice" and a given medal for delivering a 50% reduction in crime.
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Could be a turbojet?
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paulplom wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 1:11 pm Could be a turbojet?
Nah definitely a moped.
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Jerzy Woking wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 2:12 pm https://news.sky.com/story/man-dies-in- ... n-12969739

Let's guess. Passenger ran off before being apprehended. Thieving cunts from Camden or Islington.

Nice to see police bikes used, now that officers are refusing to fire guns.
'A 17-year-old pillion passenger on the motorbike suffered arm and leg injuries, described as "non life-threatening". He was arrested after being found with a machete'

Use the machete to remove the limb of his choice.
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Motorcycle crash causes 'large fireball'

https://news.sky.com/video/share-12970376

Can't work out why the rider was prosecuted for driving without due care. Am I missing something in the video?

Edit: Here is why.....
https://www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/ ... s-9332158/
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https://www.cambs.police.uk/news/cambri ... ng-ordeal/#

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/21569429.th ... hedingham/

Stavius seems like a nice boy. Possibly why he got nicked for the fireball riding offence.
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Jerzy Woking wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:28 pm Motorcycle crash causes 'large fireball'

https://news.sky.com/video/share-12970376

Can't work out why the rider was prosecuted for driving without due care. Am I missing something in the video?
I'd say speed from that video, he looked like he was doing a lot more than 30mph & that looks like a 30 road to me. Still should have been the car driver prosecuted though, if we could see the bike approaching on cam then so could they if they'd looked.
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Seem he's a baddun. He dinn do nuffink.
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Hooli wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:37 pm
Jerzy Woking wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:28 pm Motorcycle crash causes 'large fireball'

https://news.sky.com/video/share-12970376

Can't work out why the rider was prosecuted for driving without due care. Am I missing something in the video?
I'd say speed from that video, he looked like he was doing a lot more than 30mph & that looks like a 30 road to me. Still should have been the car driver prosecuted though, if we could see the bike approaching on cam then so could they if they'd looked.
Not an expert biker by any means but - as fucking awful as that cunt driving the Audi was, I reckon the biker, even at the stupid lick he was going at, could have dodged the car - he only caught the very rear. Granted he shouldn't have to deal with the Audi moron, but in the same way I can't do anything about it when a bus or a 44tonner has had enough of waiting for a gap at roundabout or a junction, being in the right as you smash into someone and your bike explodes in a fireball is surely not a good strategy?
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